Football’s coming home …

but they’re all out!

 

24th November 2007

 

The British (Isles) football fraternity is going through one of its periodic bouts of intense self-analysis. The fact of the matter is that the qualification phase of the European Championships tournament has just come to a close, and none of the British nations, nor the Republic of Ireland, will be involved in the finals, to be played in Austria and Switzerland in the summer of next year. That is to say that not (even) one of England, Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland, nor the Republic of Ireland have managed to be part of the 16-team tournament.

 

While the smaller home nations had mixed fortunes, Scotland as usual falling at the last fence (OK, against the World Champions, Italy), especially humbled are England who were hot favourites in a weaker group that included the likes of Andorra and Macedonia, hardly giants of the sport. Beaten 2-3 by Croatia at Wembley (the ‘home of football’) was the last straw, and now the whole of the English footballing public (fuelled by the media) are speculating where/how/why this ‘golden’ generation of English footballers (Rooney, Owen, Lampard, Terry ... Beckham (!)) could have so failed. And who is to blame!

 

How can ‘the best league in the world’ have failed to deliver such a basic requirement on the national stage. Here are some of the metrics being pointed at - of the top 4 club sides in England i.e. those who are expected to take the domestic titles, and go furthest in the European Champions League (Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester United), there are the following facts:

 

 

So, foreign influences being questioned once again. You can catch up on the details of this debate in any of the many sports websites and/or journals that deal with the vagaries of English football, but my favourite story is of one England fan living in Germany who phoned into one of the talk radio sports shows, stating he was going to change his name to Jürgen and follow Germany’s progress next year. The fact that one of the names in the hat for the (now) vacant England manager’s job is a Jürgen (Klinsmann) can be no small coincidence (oder?).

 

Indeed, football’s coming home, but the game has emigrated!